2019 Spooky Predictions

Spooky Predictions It might seem a tad early, but in fact it is time once again for the annual Spooky Predictions – prognostications of possible events for fiscal 2020.

6 years in a row! 6!!! This is the number of correct best male actor Oscar nods we have picked correctly, in a row.. at the end of October! BEFORE nominations are out! We are now beyond wizard level! We are considering opening a Vlaad and Company betting arm! However, there is huge field to choose from this year making it our most challenging prediction yet. I am gonna’ have to go with Leo.. again. I just don’t think Joaquin is likeable enough. But I do think QT will get the best director nod.. more out of courtesy than the quality of the product – he is only making one more movie, and if that one is a nutter then we miss awarding one of the best directors of a generation.

Here are other predictions:

• This is the year Trump will get taken out at the knees. Teflon Trump reign of Terror must come to an end
• But then Kanye West somehow will make a last minute run for President
• A Chatbot gets elected in the U.S. electoral college and achieves a near perfect approval rating
• The first baby is delivered to its new parents via drones thereby making the stork myth somewhat a reality
• Greta becomes the hot new baby name
• The Tokyo Olympics will become the first carbon-neutral games.. just kidding.. unfortunately
• Crispr technology edits male baldness genes, ensuring a new race of hairy-headed men thereby making us bald men even more sought out
• My eldest gets into his first fender-bender thereby snapping him back into reality that he is mortal. Insurance costs soar